Just gonna quickly say:

1. Everything is STILL awesome;
2. Everyone probably knows why.  I only post here because every so often I get bored, Google for my name and it comes up, and I only don't say why because it comes up in Google;
3. Thank you to all who came on Thursday for the meet and greet, we really appreciate it;
4. Life is perfect;
5. My website is now up at yayawesome.net.  But it's pretty bare.  There is a blog hidden there, however, which is much more detailed and awesome than this.

AAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!  I STILL HAVE A BLOG!!!!!  Gurt, GurtyGurt!  Life is brilliant!  24 May '06!  Remember this day, folks!  Or better yet, remember the other day!

I thought I deleted most of these!  Apparently not!

Okay.  For some reason, I'm going to post to this one.  Why?  BECAUSE I CAN.  Nyah.  I'm sick of Times New Roman!

Tahoma is win!  Anyway, so what's new in the life of Gurt?  That's a rediculously hard question.  Uh, EVERYTHING?  You might as well ask me what my favourite colour is!  For crying out loud, I don't know!

Well, if you've Googled "GurtyGurt", you'll find this now, I imagine.  Let me try to summarise the last few months...

February: Don't really remember.

March: Don't really remember.  The weather probably was nice!
April: Hectic.  Nonstop.  Supanova was on.  I'm so sorry to anyone I didn't get to speak to!  I was stopped constantly in my costume and there were a few people I attempted to say hello to but could never get close enough to!  I think I've said this to all but one of you anyway.  I apologise for my rudeness!  But I met new people through Supanova, which is GREAT.  OUTSTANDING.

May: Hellish, then heavenly.  In that order.  Mostly heavenly.  This is a severe understatement, really.

I'm not going to give you the REAL news story here, because a friend would ask me, not read online about the big news.  And I recommend you do!  But I will tell you the end result; I'm at a point in life I'm completely unfamiliar with.  Life is nothing short but brilliant.  I've been happy for a while, but finally, I have NO problems.  Well, one small problem...I've been trying to buy a website, and the host isn't responding to e-mails.  I hope I haven't been ripped off!  But personally?  PERFECT.  Better than my wildest fantasies.  This is living!  I have no soulsearching to do.  I am on good terms with everybody who is good-hearted.  My brain is working better than it has in...well, this milennium.  My health is improving; but only due to no stress - my teeth still could...well, you know.  But never fear, milord!  I have a cunning plan!  Um...overall?  Emotionally, top of the world.  My brain is sharp as a...wasp.  With a pointy thingy on its head.  Physically, could be better, but in good shape.  Socially?  Been better, but it's because I haven't been in the city much!

There were three problems I've been complaining about in the last six months or so.  One remains...that is my teeth.

THAT'S THE BIGGEST CLUE YOU'RE GOING TO GET.

Now, for random minor news:

• I bought a top hat!  Isn't that just dandy?
• I won a prize at Supanova with my costume - Best Skit!  I got a Lunar Legends boxset worth $60 which is still shrinkwrapped!
• I'm going to make a really bad movie!  Yep, still!
• I came 2nd in every division I entered in the DDR comp!  Does that mean I win overall?
• I had to hold Eddie's baby when he was over here (6th of May, I think?)...yesterday, I had to hold another baby!  Never had to hold one before!
• I randomly went through the Queen Street Mall in my The Prince costume on the 6th and tried to buy a copy of Me and My Katamari (while on film)!  I failed to get a copy, but we have the film anyway!  It's not brill, it's BIRLL.  Whatever that means!

Now, for ultra randomness.  If I click on subject, these are things included in the drop-down box:

"I don't recommend you sleep in the dog piss zone"

50 things about you! Post stories to get gold ^^

DON'T GET YOUR POPES UP

Has Gambino landed?

Gentle Stress (except it's not very gentle, it's more like GENTLE STRESS FRACTURE TO THE HEAD)

HOW TO BE GURTILICIOUS

Let's romp, let's have a comp!

LITTLE KNOWN FACTS #1: IN ROCKY 3, IN THE SCENE WHERE MR.T IS IN A TUX, HE HAS A PIMP

Addendum:

1. Gold?

2. What the hell is a Gambino?

3. I don't think Mr. T had a pimp.  Wasn't it his birthday on the 21st?

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Finally...people should feel free to add me on MSN if they know me (or of me).  I'm a lot more sociable than I was before.  I'm also not Hitler.

IN SHORT, LIFE IS BRILLIANT.  It's never been more brilliant.  A grey sky has never looked like a rainbow before.

Don't expect another post for a few aeons.  I mean...this new ISN'T going to become obsolete!

Hooray!  A new blog!  Just what the doctor ordered!:

DR GOODHEALTH:  Gurt, I order that you start a new blog.

See?  THE DOCTOR TOLD ME TO DO THESE THINGS!  Indeed.  Um...right now I'm tripping on painkillers because I had a headache so I took the strongest pills possible because it was all I had and I err...took two for some reason.  Everything's so blurry!  Wheeeee!  The doctor didn't tell me to take them!  Oh well.

I dunno what else to say because it's 5 a.m. and I have to get up at 7 a.m.  Arse.